Pelajar Diraba Sewaktu Peperiksaan

Nilai - Hari ini seorang pelajar telah dilaporkan menjadi mangsa raba ketika sedang menjawab peperiksaan yang dijadualkan pada pagi tadi.

Mangsa yang ingin keluar ke tandas diminta mengosongkan poketnya sebelum dibenarkan keluar. Dalam pemeriksaan inilah kejadian dilaporkan berlaku.

Mangsa yang enggan ditemubual memberitahu yang dia hanya ingin keluar ke tandas apabila pegawai yang petah berbahasa Inggeris itu memeriksa badannya secara menyeluruh.

Antara barang-barang milik mangsa yang dikeluarkan daripada koceknya.

Pihak berkuasa telah mengambil keterangan mangsa dan akan menjalankan siasatan secepat mungkin. Jika disabitkan kesalahan, tertuduh boleh dikenakan kompaun RM 65 atau diarah menghilangkan 'slank' bahasa Inggeris nya atau kedua-duanya sekali.

Video Istiadat Pertabalan DYMM Tuanku Mukhriz Ibni Almarhum Tuanku Munawir sebagai Yang Dipertuan Besar Negeri Sembilan ke-11

Salam. Hi.

Maybe the video are not very good, but still can get the idea how the ceremony goes.

Esok Cuti Umum!

Salam. Hi.

Jangan lupa esok cuti umum untuk Negeri Sembilan sahaja. Salak Tinggi tak cuti eh. Kalau nak cuti, esok jalan2 kat Nilai ke, Seremban ke.

Istiadat pertabalan Ke Bawah Duli Yang Maha Mulia Tuanku Mukhriz Ibni Almarhum Tuanku Munawir, Yang Dipertuan Besar Negeri Sembilan ke-11 akan berlangsung esok pagi. Siaran langsung melalui TV1 atau radio NegriFM-ingat sampai bilo-bilo.

Nak pergi, kereta takde. Tengok tv sudah. Jangan lupa esok pagi!

Sekian.

ibunya dan 2 anak daranya

Salam. Hi.

Alkisah di sebuah kampung yang tidak serupa kampung geografinya, tapi kampung perangainya. Kerjasama, tolong-menolong, bantu membantu. Tidak lupa juga busuk hati, dengki, dan fitnah. Di hujung kampung, rumah limas berpenghuni 3, 40 tahun gagah berdiri.

Ibunya tinggal dengan 2 anak daranya. Kembar. Kakaknya agak tegas, adiknya agak manja. Kakaknya menurut undang-undang, adiknya menurut hati. Menjaga mereka susah ibunya. Diajar ilmu bermacam. Agar kelak mudah hidupnya.

Memasak, bersilat, berhias, bersantun, diajarnya segala. Tapi bersyarat. Jangan beramal tanpa belajar diletakkan syarat. Anak kecil berdua mengiyakan syarat.

10 tahun, yang kecil kini remaja. Majunya umur, diri, kampung juga dunia. Banyak yang datang dan pergi. Ibunya dan 2 anak daranya masih di situ, di rumah usang itu. Apakah berubah kakaknya dan adiknya? Teman bertambah, ilmu bertambah, pandangan meluas.

Pernah juga adiknya ingin mencuba. Untuk kebaikan. Tapi kakaknya menentang. Kebaikan, ya. Berhasil? tidak diketahui. Pertikaian kecil. Adiknya menang. Dicubanya. Dicuba dengan berani, harapan tinggi diletak.

Seketika lama berlalu. Dicuba gagal. Pulang sedikit hampa. Sekurangnya punya pengalaman. Disesali. Ingin berhenti. Sudah! Tiada lagi.

Penyesalan cuma seketika. Ia datang lagi. Ingin dicuba kedua kali. Pengalaman lama jadi taruhan. Kakaknya tentang. Tidak mungkin berjaya katanya. Biarlah kita menjadi kita. Cara kita unik. Mungkin jelek dipandang, tapi tak salah. Agama tidak menghalang. Adik tunduk.

Adiknya tidak beralah. Dicuba lagi. Kakaknya pula tewas. Maka kesabaran ibunya hilang. Dihalang kedua-duanya. Jadilah diri sendiri kata ibunya. Tidak perlu seperti orang lain untuk berjaya. Semuanya bergantung pada bagaimana dilakukan. Bukan apa.

Kakaknya dan adiknya tunduk menatap bumi. Masuk mereka. Hidup diteruskan seperti biasa. Tidak diubah lagi.

Sekian.

p/s : jalan cerita, senario, lokasi dan watak adalah rekaan semata-mata. tidak ada kena mengena dengan yang masih hidup mahupun yang telah meninggal dunia.

p/p/s : kalau tak faham, tak apalah. sekadar melepaskan apa yang seharusnya dilepaskan.

bapaknya anaknya

Salam.

Tersebutlah kisah seorang anak berambut tiada, pulang ke rumah setelah tamat sesi persekolahannya pada hari itu. Dia pulang jam 6.30 petang, kerana sesi sekolahnya sebelah petang. Tatkala dia melangkah masuk pintu hadapan rumah bapaknya itu, bapaknya sudah sedia menanti kepulangan anaknya. Alangkah gembiranya hati anak tersebut kerana bapaknya sanggup menanti kepulangannya.

Bapaknya mengajak anaknya duduk di sofa yang satu itu, berdepan dengan sofa yang tiga itu, terduduknya bapaknya. "Mungkin bapak nak ajak keluar jalan-jalan besok", getus hati anaknya. Almaklumlah, besoknya cuti umum. Bapaknya memula bicara.

"Kenapa anaknya jual barang-barang rosak?" Kaget anaknya. Tidak anaknya sangka bapaknya tahu kegiatannya berniaga barang-barang rosak di sekolah. "Tapi bapaknya, anaknya dapat banyak untung. Seronok berniaga macam ini." jelas anaknya. "Tapi menjual barang-barang rosak dan mengatakan semuanya baru, berkeadaan baik, bukan caranya. Bapak tak pernah ajar anaknya buat begitu. Itu tak berETIKA namanya! ", perkataan etika itu ditekan dengan jelas supaya anaknya mengerti.

Bapaknya juga seorang peniaga---pasar mini. Bapaknya sangat teliti dalam hal jual beli. Bapaknya senantiasa memastikan barang yang dijual berkeadaan baik, tidak tamat tempoh. Kalaupun barang tersebut terpakai, akan dinyatakan secara terang agar pebeli tidak terasa tertipu dan bapaknya juga tidak menipu.

"Tapi bapaknya, menipu itu kan perkara biasa dalam berniaga. Dengan menipulah anaknya dapat untung banyak. Tanpa penipuan, untungnya sedikit sahaja. Kalau tidak mahu menipu, lebih baik jangan berniaga." bentak anaknya. Bapaknya mengaku bahawa jualan di pasar mini itu tidak besar sama sekali. Bahkan, modal pun belum pulang. Akan tetapi, bapaknya yakin, apa yang dilakukan betul, dan para pelanggan sedia da takkan lari ke kedai lain.

"Tidak! Bapaknya tak mahu lagi anaknya terus menipu. Berhenti menipu atau berhenti berniaga buat selamanya!" tegas bapaknya. "Biar seribu kali bapak menengking, takkan pernah anaknya berhenti menipu. " bentak anaknya kembali. Anaknya meninggalkan bapaknya sendirian di ruang tamu.

Anakya tetap tidak mahu menerima yang dilakukannya itu perkara yang betul dengan cara yang salah. Bapaknya termenung kerana anaknya itu. Hari dah bang. Bangkit bapaknya menunaikan yang wajib.

Rumah itu sunyi sepi. Cuma desiran kipas angin di siling kedengaran. Lampu terpadam. Bayangannya lenyap dalam kehitaman malam.

Sekian.

p/s : jalan cerita, lokasi dan watak dalam cerita ini adalah rekaan semata-mata. Tidak ada kena-mengena dengan yang masih hidup mahupun yang telah meninggal dunia.

chocolates!!!

Salam. Hi. We meet again. Thank you for being such a great support to Risham Fikir. Without you, this blog is dead by now.  i feel like typing about chocolates. Don't you just love chocolates? The smell, the taste, the texture. Let's see what we have about chocolates.

Popular claim is that chocolates are first used as drinks in the Mexico. Maybe. Maybe not. It's history, right? At that time, they don't have a clue what's happening on the other side of the world. Well, we just stick to the popular claim for now, shall we? Chocolates are so popular, it is said that chocolates are even used in wedding ceremony; exchanging chocolates between the spouses' family. Is it fattening you? Or causes cavity?

No, it's not! What's fattening is when you eat chocolates everyday, and sit on the couch watching TV, 12hours a day! In fact, chocolates contain stimulants equal to coffee. So, rather than drinking coffee and stuffing your stomach with water, you can just eat chocolates.

Cavity? Don't forget to brush your teeth regularly. At LEAST is TWICE a day. Don't eat chocolates and go straight to bed. You'll be wearing fake teeth earlier than you ever thought.

Me, i like dark chocolates the most. They're not too sweet, and it gave me a lot of energy. Maybe my stomach is not full, but still i'm energetic because of it. Just a small bar of chocolate, the size of two fingers approximately; keeps me going for hours.

There are a variety of chocolate products available. Which you prefer and why? you can leave your answer here using comments. Looking forward to share our preferences!

Sekian.

Buat Sementara Waktu

Salam. Hi. Hari ni selesai ke rumah Hafiq Ashraf. Best. Memang Best. Tak tahu nak cakap apa lagi. Tiada kata dapat menggambarkannya. Ceewah! Tangkap lentok la pulak.

Snanye tak tahu nak tulis apa2 lagi buat masa ni. So, merepek lah kejap. Buat sementara waktu ni, bacelah ape yang ada ni.

Sekali lagi diucapkan terima kasih kepada Hafiq Affendy sekeluarga layanan mesra mereka dan hidangan yang jarang2 sekali dapat kat INTI ni.

Oleh itu, tunggu....

Sekian.

Least RAM Usage : IE vs Chrome

Salam. Hi. Back again to another episode of  Least Ram Usage! Want to read the previous ones? They can be found with label Tech Tips Teknologi. Today, just a short one maybe. It's Internet Explorer, IE vs Google Chrome.

As usual, the procedures are important. Here's this time's procedures.

1. Opened IE and Chrome
2. Go to my latest blog, Risham Fikir Photos for each browser
3. waited until both browsers finished loading the blog's homepage.
4. opened Task Manager.
5. searched for chrome.exe and IEXPLORE.exe
6. Fin(that's French word for finish, if not mistaken)

The result may look a bit astounding. Judging the performances of both browsers, i can say IE somehow got faster in loading the blog. Anyways, here's the results :

Chrome - 37,***KB
IE          - 47,***KB

woo! Chrome wins ---- again! well, there's not much to say anymore.

Oh. Before i forget, check out my new blogs, Risham Fikir Downloads and Risham Fikir Photos

Revolutionary Way of Sending Gifts.

Salam. Hi. Are you celebrating something special soon? Want to give a present to someone special, but don't know any creative and unique way to give one? Stop thinking because i have just the solution to your problem. This is a revolutionary way to send presents.

Tadaa!

At first, i thought it was A1-08. But, after a closer look, i'm pretty sure it's A2-08. The content : Ferrero Rocher. Amount : 3 . What's A2-08? It's Aristotle Block, Level 2, room No. 08. Where? Here, INTI Nilai.

i snapped this pic using Khairul's phone's camera. Thanks Khairul! (one more thing i can't do freely this week, snap pics) The gift was left on our block's mailbox.(or maildrawer) This is just out of the ordinary! i have never seen this method of giving gifts/presents. And to leave it there to be seen by everyone who passes by, is very BOLD indeed.

Attention to YOU! Yes, YOU! Do you happen to know who stays in A2-08 now? If you do, please ask the fellow resident to collect his "mail" ASAP. Or, do you happen to be A2-08 previous or future resident? You should check that "mail" too. Who knows, maybe it's for you?

So, this method is worth trying. Who knows maybe your girlfriend/boyfriend will love you more for this method of posting. Best of luck! Happy trying!

Sekian.

Jimat! Motor jadi pembahagi jalan?

Salam. Hi. Betul tak Risham cakap? Jimat duit majlis daerah. Gambar diambil di lokasi pasar malam, lebih kurang 2-3 bulan lepas.

Sekian.

Keputusan PRK Bagan Pinang

Salam. Hi. Semalam, 11 Oktober 2009, Pilihan Raya Kecil DUN Bagan Pinang dijalankan. Bermula pada 8 pagi dan berakhir tepat 5 petang. Berita radio RTM semalam menyebut 70 % keluar mengundi. Tapi menurut artikel dalam Utusan Online, 80 % keluar mengundi.

Keputusannya, Tan Sri Isa Samad menang mengalahkan Zulkefly Mohamad Omar. Keputusan ini menunjukkan rakyat masih yakin Tan Sri Isa masih boleh menjalankan tugas, membantu masyarakat kawasan terbabit.

Tan Sri Isa menang dengan jumlah undi 8,013, 5,435 lebih banyak berbanding Zulkefly.

Diharap Tan Sri dapat menjalankan tugas dengan baik.

Kepada para penyokong, jangan cemarkan sesuatu yang baik. Imej sendiri yang akan tercemar.

Sumber : berita radio RTM dan Utusan Online.

Risham : terasa rugi sebab tak dapat jual topup minggu ni.

important update

Salam. Hi. Just want to tell you guys a really important update.

i left my handset at home. so, i won't be able to sell my products and please do not try to reach me by phone. only by email, YM or any means possible other than phone.

How long? maybe a week. sorry for any inconveniences caused.

Again, PLEASE do not try to reach me by phone.

Sekian.

Woohoo! My camera is here!

Salam. Hi. Recently, i bought a camera online. So yesterday, i went to the General Office to check whether it has arrived or not. To my surprise, i have a parcel waiting for me to collect. i'm also surprised that i was told to get the parcel at the Student Affairs Office (SAO).

Without any further question, i just leave the GO and went back to get the parcel at the SAO. There, the officer asked me, what's in the parcel? i answered confidently, a camera. i was expecting a camera this week. So the officer searched and searched but didn't find any parcel big enough which could contain a camera.

Hm. That's weird. The officer now called his colleague and asked her where did she put my parcel. She said at the usual place. With the other parcels. Which is where he's been looking the whole time! A bit frustrated, he hanged the phone and searched again.

After a while, he found it! Just when the lady whom he called earlier arrived at the office to make sure he finds it. He told me, it's not a camera. Why did you say it's a camera? I replied, i'm expecting a camera this week. But this is still for me right? It's ok lah. Then he asked me to sign the document stating that i'm the one who took the parcel.

i told the lady i thought it was a camera. i wonder what's in the parcel. i took it and walked back to my room. Curious, i opened the parcel, wrapped in a SkyNet plastic, at the stairs going up to my room. Surprised and a bit irritated, the envelope inside was addressed to two names. A girl and me, of course. Otherwise, i wouldn't end up taking it or having such trouble at the SAO.

The wrapping was so thin, no way a camera can fit in!

Why was it to two names? I guess maybe because i'm the only one with the ID No. I0800. The others are I0700. But then, why me? why not give it to the girl? After closer inspection, i found that they misspelled her name. Maybe the officer at the GO couldn't find her name in the record, so my name was used instead.

It should be Wewel, not Welwel.

What's inside? it's just certificates of what we did last semester. No big deal. i guess i just have to wait longer for my camera then.

The certificate.

Sekian.

p/s : There's a new nasi lemak stall in town. Near the INTI Nilai taxi stand. They're delicious. Grab one now!
p/p/s : I'm sorry Wafi. i'm very lazy to go to the nasi lemak stall today. no new post about it also.

Haunted Table

Salam. Hey. Ever loved eating? You should. Why? Eating keeps us alive. It keeps me alive, most important. It helps you grow. That's ---- if you still can grow. But don't be mad if you're not growing enough. Keep trying and never back down.

This is just a random post on makan. Here goes,

Snapped this at dining hall sometime around last week. It was left like that and no one admitted to be responsible for it. Still trying to figure out what's the motive of doing so.

Here's a picture of a table of a restaurant here in Nilai. When my friends and i were waiting for our orders, a couple came and sit at this table. After a while, they left. Not long after, three young men sit at the same table, and not surprisingly, they left too. We made a conclusion that the table is haunted! LOL. Actually, the workers forgot to take their orders. Tired of waiting, the customers just left.

Just now, i ate egg banjo and beef special. i ordered only egg banjo but the burger stall mistakenly added another beef special burger in. So, i paid extra. But hey! Beats the price, i get to eat extra tonight. And now, i'm feeling sleepy and going to sleep.

Hope i'll wake up tomorrow morning fresh. Got class at 8.

Sekian.

For Sale : Mazda RX 8

Salam. Hi. I'll get to the Mazda just in a moment. First, let me tell you about what i did today.

Woke up at 7:50 a.m, bathed and went straight to business. Went to MidValley for some reasons. Sorry i didn't manage to complete every business. But hey! The KTM arrived at MidValley at about 10:15 a.m and guess what. It's not crowded! Yeay! But still, there are already people standing, not just near the door, but in the middle of the coach or section too! Which means the KTM arriving at MidValley will never be like an empty can. Sardine can forever.

Then, finished my business there, took a bus to Jalan Pudu. i was looking for something, but... lets just say that i didn't find what i wanted. So, along that Jalan Pudu, i found a shop, at the junction to the back entrance of Berjaya Times Square. Or, rather i think it was the back entrance. The Mazda is put at the very front of the shop, which was very appealing because there was barely a gap between the road and the shop's gate. Here's the details :

Manufacturer : Mazda
Model            : RX 8
Year              : 2004 (quite new, isn't it?)
Status            : Unregistered
Condition      : Pretty well shined and taken care of , i guess.
Price             : RM 158,800.00

Here's some pictures of the car and shop.

The Mazda RX 8 which i've been talking about.(typing about, literally)

The shop at the junction which i believe leads to the back entrance

of Times Square

It's only 5 years and it's in a used car shop already. i wonder why. Maybe the previous owner bought the latest RX 8 priced at RM 233,699.00 without insurance, which i checked here.

Interested? Better hurry before someone else gets it.

Sekian.

Liga Futsal 2 Okt 09

Here's the English version of this post.

salam. ha. kali ni lain sikit gayo eh. kalau tak paham, buek2 lah paham.

2 oktober 2009, OC atau Organizing Chairperson, Ahmad Syahir dah set buek liga futsal kek gelanggang tenis INTI-UC Nilai yang sekaghang ni 70% milik Laureate. Habih yo test 1 kalkulus 2 tadi, maghrib, poie lah tengok jap. tapi sebonar eh tak tengok pun. leko bughak mo Fatah tanyo mano nak dapek filem 120.

Plan asal nak marathon, tengok Supernatural, dah maleh pulak nak naik bilik yang macam kek puncak dunio, lepak lah topi court tenis tu.

Apo? Nak keputusan? Tanyo lah Caer. Apo tanyo den lak. Hehe... Lepak2. Jangan maghah lu. Biar lah Caer kiro sampai habih lu, lopeh tu baghu tanyo.

Tapi ado kabar angin yang ado duo goalkeeper yang takdo bolos eh. Apo team eh tadi entah, tak ingat lak. Tapi camano gayo eh tu? Nak bagi hadiah best goalkeeper ni, apo nak buek an?

Apo pun, tujuan sebonar eh buek liga ni nak main ghamai2, enjoy, senaman, release tension. Haghap apo yang jadi kek dalam court tu, janganlah dibawak keluar. Tingga an lah kek dalam tu yo. Tapi henset, wallet, jangan kau tingga an lak. Nayo kang. Tak ponah dibuek oghang sengajo tingga an wallet mo henset. Sok kot oghang tanyo kek kau , 'Kau gilo ko apo?' jangan maghah lak.

Ok. Kalau nak result akhir eh, nanti2 lah den poie tengok kek Caer.

p/s : ingatan buek member2 kek INTI-UC Nilai ni, dah pilih universiti lom? den cadang an cubo lah, tak wajib, hujung minggu ni carik universiti apo nak apply.

Futsal League Oct 2nd, 09

Here's the Bahasa version of this post.

October 2nd, 2009, Ahmad Syahir as OC or Organizing Chairperson has successfully gathered a number of students of INTI-UC Nilai for a futsal league.

At first, i planned to watch a marathon of Supernatural, but then changed my mind and hang around the futsal league venue. Actually, i wasn't concentrating on the matches, i was busy asking Fatah where to get the 120 film.

There were two goalkeepers with clean sheet, so there's a bit problem determining who gets the title of best goalkeeper.

Well, the goal of holding the league is to meet people, make friends. What happens in the court, stays in the court.

I'll let you know the results later, after it has been carefully calculated.

p/s : calling all my friends in INTI-UC Nilai. If you're planning to go to USA next year, do choose your universities now. Applying to one is a lot of work, you know.

The results are here! Yeay!

ok. here's the result of yesterday. 15 unique hits from 8 to 9, 12 from 9 to 10, 2 from 10 to 11 and 3 from 11 to 12. Hmm... quite a number. guess what. there are 9 hits from the nuffnang link. huahaha...

made a little more sale tonight. hope this continues. what sale? email me : budakserting@gmail.com

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